You Put the Ho in Holidays | Funny Christmas Candle

For the friend who turns every holiday into an event. You Put the Ho in Holidays is the ultimate festive flex—funny, fearless, and guaranteed to make the nice list way more interesting.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle is equal parts cozy and chaotic. Light it up, throw on something sparkly, and celebrate the season like the main character you are.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

BALSAM FIR + PINE + VANILLA

Let the holiday festivities unfold with this enchanting blend of classic pine and fir balsam, elevated by the shimmering notes of refreshing mint and zesty lemon. As you breathe in the invigorating aroma, the gentle sweetness of snow-kissed vanilla wraps around you, creating a cozy atmosphere reminiscent of winter wonderlands and holiday gatherings. Light this candle to transform your space into a festive retreat, where the spirit of the season truly comes alive.

Top:  Lemon Zest, Red Fruits, Shimmering Mint
Middle: Glistening White Pine, Eucalyptus Leaf, Fir Balsam
Base: Snowkissed Vanilla Woods, Sparkling Musk

CHRISTMAS SUGAR COOKIE

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery