Smells Like You Could Google Your Questions | Funny Christmas Candle

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle mixes cozy holiday warmth with sharp humor. It’s equal parts festive and savage—just the way UntamedEgo intended.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

HARVEST APPLE

celebrate the holiday season with the crisp, juicy scent of freshly picked apples, perfectly blended with a hint of warm spice. Bright fruit notes mingle with touches of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, creating a fragrance that’s as cozy as a holiday pie fresh from the oven. Whether you're trimming the tree or wrapping gifts, this festive scent brings a nostalgic warmth that feels just like home.

Top: Apple, Green, Lemon

Middle: Rose, Jasmine, Sheer Woods

Base: Cedarwood, Amber, Musk

HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA

 Wrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg

Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut

Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

CHRISTMAS HEARTH:

It is a classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery