Old Fart

The Old Fart crew socks lean into the joke without losing their cool. With bold lettering, retro athletic striping, and a straightforward sense of humor, they feel like the kind of pair worn by someone who knows exactly what they are doing. The look is playful, a little irreverent, and surprisingly easy to wear.

These unisex crew socks have the familiar comfort of a sport-inspired knit, with a ribbed cuff and a fit that sits comfortably through the day. The design brings a clean, vintage feel to jeans, sneakers, lounge clothes, or anything that could use a bit of personality. The contrast details keep the design sharp, while the phrase does most of the talking.

If you like socks with a point of view, these make it plainly and with a wink. They are an easy pick for anyone with a dry sense of humor, and an especially good gift for dads, grandpas, or the friend who enjoys being the first person to say the thing everyone else is thinking.