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Deck the Halls and Not Your Family | Funny Christmas Candle

Deck the Halls and Not Your Family | Funny Christmas Candle

Regular price $26.99 USD
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For the ones trying to stay merry while surviving family gatherings. Deck the Halls and Not Your Family is the ultimate holiday candle for anyone who’s smiling through the chaos, pouring a drink, and counting down to January 1st.

Hand-poured locally in the heart of Los Angeles, California, this clean-burning soy candle blends high-quality essential oils with zero toxins. Cozy, spicy, and unapologetically honest—it’s the perfect mix of Christmas comfort and unhinged family energy.

The Details:
• Size: 12oz | Burn Time: 60+ hours
• Natural Soy Wax for a long, clean burn
• High-Quality Essential Oil Fragrance for rich, lasting scent
• Non-toxic & Cruelty-Free because you deserve better
• Hand-poured locally in Los Angeles, California

Perfect For:
• Friends who need a holiday stress candle (or a safe word)
• Funny Christmas gifts for chaotic families
• Secret Santa swaps and holiday party icebreakers
• Pairing with wine, therapy, and your best fake smile

CHRISTMAS APPLE PIE:  

celebrate the holiday season with the crisp, juicy scent of freshly picked apples, perfectly blended with a hint of warm spice. Bright fruit notes mingle with touches of cinnamon, nutmeg, and clove, creating a fragrance that’s as cozy as a holiday pie fresh from the oven. Whether you're trimming the tree or wrapping gifts, this festive scent brings a nostalgic warmth that feels just like home.

Infused with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood, this is the apple fragrance you didn’t know you needed—but won’t want to celebrate without

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Nutmeg
Middle: Apple
Base: Clove, Vanilla

 

HOLIDAY SPICE + VANILLA

 Wrap yourself in the cozy warmth of Christmas with the perfect blend of spicy cinnamon and creamy vanilla. This inviting fragrance captures the sweet nostalgia of holiday baking, filling your home with the comforting scents of freshly baked cookies and cinnamon sticks by the fire. It’s the ultimate way to evoke the joy and magic of the holiday season.

Infused with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam, this festive fragrance is pure Christmas cheer in a jar.

Top: All Spice, Clove, Nutmeg
Middle: Tea Rose, Coconut
Base: Lactonic, Vanilla, White Musk

 

CHRISTMAS HEARTH:

A classic holiday scent, Christmas Hearth fragrance tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace. It combines orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree, and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

 

CINNAMON CYPRESS GLOW:

It is a classic holiday scent that tells the story of a cozy holiday night spent sipping wine in front of the fireplace.  The essential oils combine orange spice notes from the kitchen, fir and pine notes from the Christmas tree and an earthy smokiness from the fireplace. It's Christmas Eve, in a bottle, any time.

This fragrance infuses natural essential oils, including orange, cinnamon, clove, vetiver, and pine.

Top: Orange Peel, Cinnamon, Ginger
Middle: Cypress, Clove
Base: Pine, Fir

 

SHIMMERING SUGAR COOKIE: 

Dive into the holiday spirit with a joyful blend of sugared red berries, twirling in sweet harmony with rich, buttery vanilla beans. This fragrance is a true festive indulgence, capturing the season's magic in every swirl. Topped with a playful dash of colorful sequin sprinkles, it’s a fun and sparkling celebration that will leave your space merry and bright.

Top:  Strawberry, Sheer Blueberry Glaze
Middle: Vanilla Bean Swirl,  Raspberries
Base: Sweet, Cream, Musky, Powdery

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