Bitch I’m On a Budget | Funny All Occasion Greeting Card

For when you care... but not that much. The Bitch I’m On a Budget card covers every possible event — Christmas, birthdays, thank-yous, breakups, and that one coworker who won’t stop having milestones. It’s the ultimate multi-purpose card for anyone who loves being thoughtful and chaotic on a dime.

Printed locally in Los Angeles, this card delivers UntamedEgo’s signature humor with a minimalist, high-quality design that’s as bold as it is budget-friendly.

Size: 5" x 7" folded card

Inside: Blank for your personal message

Paper: Premium matte finish

Envelope: Included (so you can pretend you’re organized)

Printed: Locally in Los Angeles, California

Packaging: Eco-friendly sleeve

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